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@@ -15,3 +15,8 @@ joys of buildbot, part 5: a watermelon's diatribes need not be cause for spillin
 What the hell.
 <@predcrab> might need to click the do something button
 joys of buildbot, part 6: why you got to do a thing 
+joys of valve, part 1: a haiku
+	valve, you really suck
+	this is a big waste of time
+	you smell like wet dog
+