my easter egg. if you're wondering, this only took an hour.
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@ -790,3 +790,134 @@ void ConCmdManager::OnRootConsoleCommand(const char *command, unsigned int argco
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("[SM] Usage: sm cmds <plugin #>");
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}
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static int g_yam_state = 0;
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void _YamState(int state)
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{
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if (state == 0)
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{
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("Welcome to the SourceMod Text Adventure.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("Type sm_text to see the last message.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("Type sm_text <word> to follow a capital word.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("-------------------------------");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You are at VALVE HEADQUARTERS.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("To your LEFT is BAILOPAN, rearranging the letters to spell");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("\"A HARD VEAL QUEST\". FORWARD is the entrance to the building.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("To your RIGHT is your last chance to flee in terror.");
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} else if (state == 1) {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("BAILOPAN tells you that his name his pronounced");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("\"bye low pahn,\" not \"bay low pan.\" Do you ");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("MOCK him, or NOD quietly?");
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} else if (state == 2) {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You enter the Valve building. You hear screams coming from within.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("A grotesque figure lumbers up to greet you; it is Gabe Newell.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("\"Welcome,\" he belches, \"to my lair.\"");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("Do you SHAKE Gaben's hand, WALK past him, or OFFER a donut?");
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} else if (state == 3) {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You walk into the break room. Alfred \"Adolf\" Reynolds and");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("Yahn \"Yeti\" Bernier are discussing something (you overhear ");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("the phrase \"and next Steam update, here's what we should break\").");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("Should you DIE in a fire, REPORT a bug, REQUEST a feature, or ");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("SPRAY them with butter?");
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}
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g_yam_state = state;
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}
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void _IntExt_CallYams()
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{
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const char *arg = engine->Cmd_Argv(1);
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/* should be impossible */
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if (!arg || arg[0] == '\0')
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{
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_YamState(g_yam_state);
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}
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if (g_yam_state == 1)
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{
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if (strcasecmp(arg, "mock") == 0)
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{
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You mock BAILOPAN's pronounciation. In a fit of range, ");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("he sticks an INT 3 call into your chest, rendering you broken.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("YOU HAVE DIED. GAME OVER.");
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g_yam_state = 0;
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} else if (strcasecmp(arg, "nod") == 0) {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You nod quietly, and then slowly back away into the Valve headquarters.");
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_YamState(2);
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} else {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("Commands are MOCK and NOD.");
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}
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} else if (g_yam_state == 3) {
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if (strcasecmp(arg, "report") == 0)
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{
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You report a bug to Alfred and Yeti. Immediately, both fall asleep.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You decay in the break room for two years while they sleep.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("YOU HAVE DIED. GAME OVER.");
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g_yam_state = 0;
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} else if (strcasecmp(arg, "request") == 0) {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You request a feature to Alfred and Yeti. They both mutter something");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("about it being implemented \"soon.\" Then, by accident, someone sends");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("a message over \"Friends.\" The entire building catches fire.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("YOU HAVE DIED. GAME OVER.");
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g_yam_state = 0;
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} else if (strcasecmp(arg, "die") == 0) {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("For no reason, you suddenly catch fire. Alfred and Yeti find this");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("deeply disturbing, and cover your flaming corpse with Episode 2");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("advertisments. Coming soon, with Team Fortress 2, and Portal!");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("YOU HAVE DIED. GAME OVER.");
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g_yam_state = 0;
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} else if (strcasecmp(arg, "spray") == 0) {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You spray Alfred and Yeti with butter. Like Jack Thompson to an");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("ambulance, Gabe Newell instantly appears and devours them both.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You run away, just in time, as Gabe Newell explodes, registering ");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("a 5.6 earthquake. Outside, world peace is achieved.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("YOU HAVE WON.");
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g_yam_state = 0;
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}
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} else if (g_yam_state == 2) {
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if (strcasecmp(arg, "shake") == 0)
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{
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You shake Gaben's hand. It is a terrifying and disgusting experience.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("However, you survive, and continue on.");
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_YamState(3);
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} else if (strcasecmp(arg, "offer") == 0) {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You offer Gabe Newell one (1) donut. With a gleam in his eyes, ");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("he picks you up and devours you whole.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("YOU HAVE DIED. GAME OVER.");
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g_yam_state = 0;
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} else if (strcasecmp(arg, "walk") == 0) {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You walk past Gabe Newell. He can't keep up with your pace!");
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_YamState(3);
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} else {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("Commands are SHAKE, OFFER, and WALK.");
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}
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} else if (g_yam_state == 0) {
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if (strcasecmp(arg, "left") == 0)
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{
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_YamState(1);
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} else if (strcasecmp(arg, "right") == 0) {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You run away from the Valve headquarters in sheer terror.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("While running, you smash into an unknown person, who turns out to be your soul mate.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("You marry and raise a family of 3 kids.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("Many years later, you look back, and realize this was your best choice.");
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("YOU HAVE WON.");
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g_yam_state = 0;
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} else if (strcasecmp(arg, "forward") == 0) {
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_YamState(2);
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} else if (arg[0] != '\0') {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("Commands are FORWARD, LEFT, and RIGHT.");
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}
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}
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}
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void _IntExt_EnableYams()
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{
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static ConCommand *pCmd = NULL;
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if (!pCmd)
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{
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pCmd = new ConCommand("sm_text", _IntExt_CallYams, "Fountain of Yams Adventure Game", FCVAR_GAMEDLL);
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("Something is now enabled...");
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} else {
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g_RootMenu.ConsolePrint("Something is already enabled...");
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}
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}
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@ -166,6 +166,8 @@ void RootConsoleMenu::DrawGenericOption(const char *cmd, const char *text)
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}
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}
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extern void _IntExt_EnableYams();
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void RootConsoleMenu::GotRootCmd()
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{
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unsigned int argnum = GetArgumentCount();
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@ -173,6 +175,11 @@ void RootConsoleMenu::GotRootCmd()
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if (argnum >= 2)
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{
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const char *cmd = GetArgument(1);
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if (strcmp(cmd, "text") == 0)
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{
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_IntExt_EnableYams();
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return;
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}
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IRootConsoleCommand *pHandler;
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if (sm_trie_retrieve(m_pCommands, cmd, (void **)&pHandler))
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{
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